Best Damn Tech Show, Period.

Early draft letter from Jobsy to Apple customers:

To all iphone customer,

I’m really, really sorry about the fact that you bought one of our awesome products at full price a couple of months ago before they went on sales but shit, thats the way it goes. It happens. Shit happens. Tech shit happens. So quit sending me your whiny emails. You really should have known that the first gen would be a little buggy and probably more expensive. Your friends probably told you and I know for a fact that the guys at the Best Damn Tech Show, Period warned you but you went and did it anyway and now youre crying me a river. Take off your skirts you Nancys and take stock in the fact that you were one of the earliest adopters of this beautiful machine and now have a story to tell your grand kiddies.
Oh, and because Im a bijillionaire, heres $100 Apple store credit to shut you up and prompt you to spend more money with us. Booya.

Up yours,
Jobsy

Apple unveiled their new iPod lineup. Were looking at a more stout version of the nano with video, 4Gb for $149, the classic has received a slight makeover, and check out the ipod touch.
Rumour has it that the price slashing may include iTunes Tv episodes

NBC is pulling their shows off iTunes and putting them with Amazon who claim a far stricter DRM and more flexible pricing options.

AOL is revamping Netscape.com yet again reverting it back to gthe traditional portal that it used to be.

Tech it Out
Veoh is the latest to be bullied by movie heavyweight Universal Movie Group.

Facebook users will appear in Google search results
Facebook bans breastfeeding group because of explicit content

Firefox has hit the 400 million download mark in less than 3 years.

Its becoming a ‘menage et trois’ keep a geek eye out on the newest player in the already annoying HD-DVD v Blu-Ray battle. HD VMD or Versatile Multilayer Disc. The quality is described as at least as good as the others but the kicker is that it is 1/4 the price.

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