Dutchy, you should submit an audition video for us. Send it to info@bestdamntech.com and we’ll check it out. Our presidential campaign has slowed down a little…we’re waiting for Hilary and Obama to fight it out first…then we’re going to come in and sweep them all.

sorry I couldn’t get back to you guys earlier… I was in California on vacation and wasn’t able to check up. Let me tell you not having computer access for a week is rough, I felt like a crack head going through withdrawal. But yeah in terms of speaking dutch….I actually speak german instead (my mom speaks dutch and it would be awkward for me to ask her all the mean dutch obscenities). I would just stick with the shit PoulderTrash suggested cause I’m not sure if there is a greater insult than telling someone their mother grows a mustache. I mean if you really wanted to know german I could give ya the typical curses like “fuck off” “faggot” “retard” etc. but who needs to use them anyway, those words are just hurtful right?

Anyway how’s the campaign coming along, you guys are still running for the presidental campaign right?

So yeah i’m gonna be one of those “college grads” come May 20th and was wondering if you guys would need some of my “skils” around the grotto….like nunchuck skills, bow staff skils, etc. I could translate your program into dutch or german or be security and fend off all the screaming teenie boppers you guys have to walk past on your way into the studio. if you have no use for me then perhaps a few of my friends and I could be an audience for one of your shows? well put that in your pipe and get back to me. feel free to email me if you want.

Sorry if this is the longest blog post ever.

As for some Dutch words you might want to consider calling someone a ‘pannekoek’. Pronounce it like ‘pun-uh-cook’. It’s the dutch word for pancake, but is also used as a friendly way of calling someone an idiot.

But, for the sake of your show, and to prevent people will start calling you civilized, telling someone ‘je moeder heeft een snor’ is probably more suitable. Be prepared to run ’cause you’re telling him his mother grows a mustache.

An attempt you have you pronounce it correctly:
juh (as in ‘duh’ but with a soft j) moo(cow sound)ther(end of father) haved an snore(past tense of to snore)

Have a geek week yourselves!